Monday, September 27, 2004

Light Bulbs Go Off Every Day

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to replace a
light bulb?

The answer is TEN:

1. One to deny that the light bulb needs to be changed,
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb
needs to be changed,
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for
changing the light bulb or for darkness,
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Haliburton for the
new light bulb,
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing
on a step-ladder under the banner "Light Bulb Change Accomplished,"

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting
in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark,"
8. One to viciously smear #7,
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush
has had a strong light-bulb & changing policy all along,
10. And, finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

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God's Wrath? Or just a very interesting coincidence?

Photography of Eastern Maine.....Dunbar